We are committed to telling you whatever you want to hear
I will have that report to you by noon... I never said what day.
You do not have to spend all the money the insurance company paid you. I can make it look as if you did . Trust me I do it all the time.
I sent you the report 1 page on the topic and 9 pages about me me me
Lets talk about me some more, I have stories for days.
Whatever you can do I can do better

CAVEAT EMPTOR

WHAT WE DO

HW3.tv is a Full Service Claim Preparation and Non Licensed Construction Management Firm committed to our bottom line. We will trick you every-time!

CLAIM PREPARATION

CONSTRUCTIONMANAGEMENT

MASTER OF EXCEL

Our made up claim process is very profitable. Generates a great life style for us.

We can project manage and create strategies for a variety of needs. We are not licensed but we can buy one if needed.

Our Excel based billing Platform will confuse even the very best CPA, adjusters and your partners. I will move funds around to make the project look on time and under budget.

FACILITY MANAGEMENT

Once again, we never done it but we can do it. We have unlimited access to Google.

POLICY RENEWAL ASSISTANCE

We will be named in your policy, so we can make more money for years to come. Yes it is all about us.

COOKING 101

Everyone knows I go out to eat 3 to 4 times a day. But if the CEO of T-Mobil can have a cooking show so can I.

MY SHOW IS GOING TO BE EPIC

PROJECTS

With years of experience in the disaster recovery field, I've learned how to profit from everyone that walks on the job site. The owner, the prime contractor even the drywall pays me a commission for allowing him to work on my job site.

LAUNCH A GALLERY BELOW

Design Elements

Project Management

Strategic Planning

ABOUT

HW3.tv was created after left the green vans and we aims to reach the ultimate vision profit for me. We work closely with all stakeholders and take pride in our communication, project management, and execution abilities. We tell them whatever they want to hear, then we steal their clients away.

I take care of number 1, you should take care of number 1 ME. The vendors get paid last, we have personal expense that we need to pay.

MEET THE TEAM

We will justify all of our charges and explain why you do not have to pay vendors.

The Big Bad Dog

The visionary behind making profit off shady deals. Dog has over 105 years of experience in making shit up.

And Her, I'm in charge too

She brings her back ground, see her resume she knows everyone

PEOPLE THAT I SAY WORK FOR ME

Everyone works for me, well not really, but they will go along with the story bro don't worry.

EXPERTS ON STANDBY

I will pay an expert to say what ever we need them to say.

BEHIND THE SCENES

WE JUST SPEND SPEND SPEND, Yes that is a general construction charge. I walked on the job site my Iphone got dirty. I had to buy a new one.

When the big bad dog is not traveling for work and he comes on a job site I take lots of marking photo. P.S. I also have to get a new camera on every loss site.

My god that mac is a 2017 model, We only have newest computers on the market they are billed under general conditions of the job right.

The beautiful view from our office window! Come visit us to discuss your project today.

LET'S TALK ABOUT ME BABY,

LET TALK ABOUT ME

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU

Get started on the path to my ultimate vision right now.

ADDRESS:

Chicago is our home office, as in our house

We will meet at a fancy restaurant I will buy you dinner. If I'm not over my credit card limit. Either way I'm billing it to you.

SINCE WE HAVE NOT BEEN FOUND GUILTY YET, WE WILL JUST CONTINUE TO BREAK STATE LAWS.

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